Why There Aren't Any American Jobs

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

Was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a Dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

Designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

And Tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA )

He sat down with his Calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )

To see how much he could spend today.

After setting his Watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )

To the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

He got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )

Filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

And continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day

Checking his Computer

(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

Poured himself a glass of Wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )

And turned on his TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

And then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA